The Walking Dead: Create your own clean Abraham swears
By Susie Graham
Abraham Ford is famous for his crazy vocabulary in his one liners and his creative swearing on The Walking Dead. We can create our own Abraham-like swearing using random combinations of words.
In a behind-the-scenes video clip of Josh McDermitt and Michael Cudlitz on Talking Dead, they teased that they were playing a game with dice to create new Abraham lines by putting together random words thrown on the dice.
That sounded like a fun idea. So I’m going to come up with a list of random clean words that you can use to create your own fun new Abraham swear words. You can combine 2 or 3 words and rearrange them so they have the best rhythm.
If you come up with some good words to add to the list or some good combinations, be sure to let me know in the comments. Check the comments to see if Hershel’s Walker Head has commented yet because I have a feeling he’s going to have some doozies.
Create your own combination using two or three of the following words:
- Brains
- Holy
- Mother
- Squirrel
- Nuts
- Bottom
- Lips
- Good
- Oh my
- Son of a
- Gosh
- Golly
- Whiskers
- Hot
- Toenail
- Beak
- Cookies
- Ugly
- Goat
- Snot
- Horns
- Teeth
- Kisses
- Boogers
- Beer
- Cobwebs
- Blossoms
- Cactus
- Frogs
- Oatmeal
- Ice
- Fog
- Fish
- Pipes
- Puke
- Pigs
- Marbles
- Itchy
- Fuzzy
- Precious
- Dusty
- Scary
- Dirty
I don’t know how well this will work, but it’s worth a shot. I hope you stumble upon on least one really nice combination. You’re welcome to add your own ideas or make your Abraham swears not so clean.
I used some of my own ideas and then I chose some words from a random noun generator and a random adjective generator online. Again, as with some other activities I’ve done here at Undead Walking, this might be a fun idea for a viewing party. Maybe vote on the favorite Abraham swear combination created from a random word list.
What has been your favorite Abraham line so far on The Walking Dead? Who’s Deanna? Dolphin smooth? Bisquick and pancakes? Mother dick? Just when you think he can’t combine any other words together, he tossed out bitch nuts with such ease during such a tense situation during the finale. I think writer Matt Negrete has a bunch more crazy combinations of words for Abraham for us!