35 athletes who can help you survive a zombie apocalypse
By Jeremy Dick
13. Lolo Jones
If you find yourself looking for help from athletes during a zombie apocalypse, give Lolo Jones a call. She is an Olympian gold medal winner, known for competing in both the Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics games. That makes Jones not only very quick and agile, but versatile as well. Whether you’re in the summer or the winter fighting the zombies, it won’t matter much to Jones.
As it is, Jones is the American record holder for the 60 meter hurdles. She also specializes in the 100 meter hurdles as well. It obviously takes a lot of skill to run so quickly, jumping obstacles at the same time. This kind of activity would be a daily problem in the apocalypse. That kind of athletic prowess should help Jones zip through a closing herd of rotting zombies.
Another unique quality about Lolo Jones is the fact that she is a virgin. An advocate for virginity, Jones swears that she is saving herself until marriage. Well into her 30s, Jones remains single, and therefore, still a virgin. In a zombie apocalypse, this could actually be an advantage. Sexual relationships can be distracting, or a source of additional tension among survivor groups. It’s not something you need to worry about with Lolo.