35 athletes who can help you survive a zombie apocalypse

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BOSTON, MA – FEBRUARY 07: Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots throws a football during the Super Bowl victory parade on February 7, 2017 in Boston, Massachusetts. The Patriots defeated the Atlanta Falcons 34-28 in overtime in Super Bowl 51. (Photo by Billie Weiss/Getty Images) /

30. Rob Gronkowski

This New England Patriot is seemingly in the prime of his career. As a part of one of the top teams in the NFL, he’s one of the star players. At an impressive 6’6″ height and weighing in at 265 pounds, he’s nearly an unstoppable tight end for the team. That’s how he’d become the first tight end in history to lead the NFL in receiving touchdowns. He had 68 touchdowns in his first six seasons playing, which is very impressive considering only two others have had more than that in their entire careers.

There’s a good chance making friends with the Gronk could get you to a safer place in the zombie apocalypse. In 2016, Gronkowski hosted “Gronk’s Party Ship”, a music festival and cruise. While the boat visited the Bahamas, it also took partiers to “Gronk’s Island”. Referring to it as his family’s “own private island”, the place could turn out to be useful in the apocalypse.

It’s a bad idea to stay close to the cities when the walkers start to walk. You need to head to the less populated areas, and a beach island could prove to be a great spot. If Rob can help you get there, I’d suggest going with him.

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