Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger Officially A Couple, It’s Over Girls!
By Nir Regev
Game over girls. Diane Kruger flew under the radar the past year and snatched Daryl from your fingertips! The pair were seen kissing in NYC this weekend.
The kiss that broke the hearts of millions of women across the world has happened in public! For the first time, there is no question what’s going on any longer, Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger are officially a couple. Remember that time when Reedus and Kruger were asked about this prospective relationship and said they were just friends… You didn’t really buy that malarkey did you?
There you were preemptively blaming poor Beth (Emily Kinney) for stealing your holy grail, you should have been looking at the Sky (TM) for answers. That’s right that’s where it all may have started, the movie that will go down as ending a million hopes and dreams for prospective Mrs. Reeduses’ across this great nation.
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The question is where do Daryl girls go from here? Reluctantly accept defeat? Pretend to support this venture (I’m happy for Norman! *not them) until Kruger’s defenses are down… Then hand Reedus their number when her back is turned! Unite in protest and unfollow Kruger on social media? We’ll find out in due time, but with Reedus going on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon you better believe there will be questions! This SOHO bar hopping rendezvous story is not going anywhere.
The question is 20 years from now, when you tell your children or maybe even grandchildren about this, how will you tell them where you were when ‘IT’ happened?
The Gritty Details (*Warning this content may be too much for some readers)
Witnesses say they saw Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger holding hands, smiling from ear to ear as they expressed affection without a care in the world. Norman took his new beauty, gave her a big smooch ending in a passionate makeout. The makeout to end all makeouts.
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The couple then went to SOHO bar The Ship where they stayed partying till 2 am. They are rumored to have went back to Norman’s place in NYC afterwards to discuss the fine details of their ‘friendship’. Congrats Daryl.
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